...Pirate

Hello ladies and gentleman, if there are any "bored out of their mind" people out there. I am here today to say something about Pirates. First, no Pirate is the same. Some are kind, some are mean, some are to stupid to make up there minds. Then there are those that are both, just depends on how much rum you are willing to give them. Some can read, which makes them very dangerous. But they are very rare, so if you meet one that makes you so special that ill give you a prize if you can give me the name of that pirate and where they live and ya that would be a joyous moment in the Pirate world. Also Pirates are like little children, just grown up. Thats why it seems like they have a.d.d.
So its been three hours since my last pint a rum and i really need some now so im going to leave you all till next time (if there are any of you), have a nice Pirate day!